You might be a redneck…

James and I love to watch the Discovery Channel. Mythbusters, Dirty Jobs (Mike Rowe, you’re on my “list!”), Cash Cab (Ben Bailey, you’re on that “list” too. *ahem*) and so on. A couple of shows we never miss are Storm Chasers and Ghost Lab.

In honor (?) of Jeff Foxworthy’s “You might be a redneck…” I bring you “You might want to get the hell out of here…”

You might want to get the hell out of here… if you see a half mile long line of storm chasing vehicles. If you see that wackadoodle Reed Timmer from TornadoVideos.net, go in to opposite direction FAST. That dude is nuts and will likely get you killed. That being said, Reed, I’d love to ride with you sometime!

Although storms and tornadoes freak the hell outta me, I have always wanted to go along on a storm chase. To get up close to a massive dangerous storm and yet be safe… that’s my jumping out of an airplane.

The other thing that freaks my freak are ghosts. When I lived in Delaware my roommate and I swore up and down that our apartment was haunted. The oven or stove would turn on without one of us doing it.. lights being turned on and off… that sort of stuff. My cat, Mulder, was very jittery in that apartment. He never felt comfortable but in my bedroom, which was an addiction on to the front of the row house our apartment was in.

When I watch shows like Ghost Lab I am a total sucker and believe what’s going on. So, with that said… You might want to get the hell out of here if you see the Ghost Lab trailer parked outside of your house. You can’t mistake the damn thing, it’s big and black with HUGE lettering in neon green that says, get this, Ghost Lab.

I don’t think I am brave enough to go on one those those adventures. Ghosts scare me more than tornadoes.

Hi there, I am Michele and I have SUCKER tattooed on my forehead. Nice to meet you!

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